What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:48

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.